Today, my favorite schizophrenic played a bunch of random notes on the piano. He then claimed it was "Moonlight Sonata" and was astonished when I didn't believe him. Then he took a cellphone and rapidly punched numbers into it for a full minute while holding it up to the piano. Then he handed it back and said he had used the cellphone to prove that it was indeed "Moonlight Sonata". Then he played Wagner, which was also random notes, but much louder.
At lunch, he put his chicken breast into a bowl and ate it with a spoon.
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